Thursday, December 13, 2007

Catching a "Buzz"

Here's a cool Yahoo IM trick for the horny lady (or horny lady stranger) in your life. In just a few minutes you can trigger them to experience a pleasurable orgasm everytime you BUZZ them in Yahoo IM. Here's a real sample of how it goes from a recent session I had with a total stranger. Feel free to modify and find your own style that works best for you.

Make sure you have some form of rapport - then you commence the following

"buzz"

Bob: Did you hear that?

Lady: Hear what?

Bob: The Yahoo Buzz..

Lady: Yes

Bob: Wouldn't it be neat if that buzz meant something

"buzz"

Lady: Huh?

Bob: Like everytime you heard it you got aroused

Lady: Ya right...

Bob: Do you know Pavlov?

"buzz"

Lady: The dog guy?

Bob: Yes, the guy who trained dogs by repetition

Bob: Everytime they heard the trigger they naturally responded to the sound.

Bob: What if if the same was true for human?

Bob: For example, what if you became more aroused everytime I buzzed.

Bob: Like your ears were suddenly connected to your clit and so the buzz actually turned you on.

Bob: Then when you heard the buzz a jolt of pleasure shot through your body
"buzz"
Bob: Crazy eh?

Lady: Um, yes..

Bob: Of course, then you may find yourself waiting for the buzz sound... Ha ha funny eh?

Lady: Yes that would be funny

Bob: Are you waiting for the buzz?
Lady: Sort of..

Bob: and are you aroused?

"buzz"
Lady: I am getting there...

Bob: So you are aroused at the thought of being aroused by the buzz...

Lady: Yes...

Bob: So then you do realize you get aroused just thinking you could get aroused

Lady: Yes

Bob: So the buzz excites you?

Lady: Yes, I think it does.

"buzz"

Bob: What happened?

Lady: I felt a tingle

Bob: a big tingle?

Lady: a pleasant tingle.

Bob: You felt a tingle when I buzzed...

Lady: Yes, is that odd?

"buzz"
Bob: I don't think so, do you?

Lady: No. But I don't know why it happened...

Bob: Know why what happened?

Lady: Why I tingled when you buzzed...

Bob: so my buzz makes you tingle?

Lady: Yes..

Bob: Cool.. I wonder if it gets stronger the more I buzz?

"buzz"

Lady: mmmmm

Bob: You felt that?

Lady: Yes!

Bob: Was it stronger?

Lady: Yes...

Bob: so the buzz is giving you more pleasure?

Bob: I wonder if you will start waiting for it... You know, the buzz..

"buzz"
Lady: I think so..

Bob: So, are you a little distracted, wondering if I will buzz you?

Lady yes.. a lot actually

Bob: so you want the buzz?

Lady: Yes.

Bob: Why?

Lady: because the buzz makes me want to cum...

"buzz"
Lady: ah... Thank you...